Dear Simone

Dear Simone,

I used one of my coworkers desk. And there happens to be a container named “Bob Ross Happy Little Tree Mints” and “Jaws cherry flavored teeth mints.” Out of curiosity I opened the Bob Ross one. I was really hoping it would be tiny trees. I would have taken a picture and sent it to LL. But to my surprise……paperclips. That’s what was in there. Side eye.

Since I’m opening stuff might as well check the Jaws one. Of course, those are shaped like tiny shark teeth, but I was disappointed they are white mints and not red. Oh well ig. Another sad thing to add to my end of year list.