Dear Simone

Dear Simone,

I don’t like anyone hearing me while I’m in the bathroom. Especially if I have to poop. I usually let the tub run until I’m done. Today I didn’t notice it was almost full. Then regret set in. How many gallons did I just waste because I don’t want Boob to hear me poop? Shame on me. I know he knows everyone does it, but just…maybe not me lol

I think I got it from my dad. He used to comment on EVERYTHING. HE would try his hardest to figure out every thought and action. I’m kind of embarrassed by it now. Thinking back. I didn’t control my diet, so there were a lot of farts and stomach aches from salsa or mixing foods with milk. Or testing how much spicy I could handle. That would send me straight to the toilet ! That and all the unGodly things that went on in the shower. But also, a lot of crying. I spent a lot of time heartbroken and sobbing in the shower. Sometimes a hug from the hot water was all I had. He commented on everything else. Tried embarrassing me. Why couldn’t he ask about why I’m crying?