Tripod the Hamster

Written by: BB

Dear Simone,

I’m not sure what i was supposed to learn today. This whole day was a mess. It started with a full moon. Then the license plate in front of me said 1017 AND it is 10.17.24.

I made it to work and ‘Saint tells me it’s his mother’s bday. Great. I don’t like that woman. I’m on 20min appointments today, which is fine. It’ll be a busy day.

I had a couple that took 20mins for paperwork, 30mins in the pretesting room and apparently, they were both diabetic and the wife had a 3-page med list and has limited neck mobility !! It’s always better when the patients tell us their conditions or if they need extra time so we can accommodate. We didn’t anticipate running behind. It took them another hour after seeing the doctor to purchase glasses and leaving.

This other patient had such a hypnotizing perfume, and she was beautiful.

Lasik lady stayed on her phone. Wouldn’t even answer any of my questions. She wouldn’t tell me where she went or is now seeing for her checkups but expected to have her records sent to us. FROM WHO!?

I’ve realized i get excited with new writing materials lol

I had this other patient who came in with her two kids. She kept telling the daughter how beautiful she was and caressing her face and hair. I was getting uncomfortable.

I looked at the schedule and I’m only scheduled for 8 days next month. F***.

I talk to my sister, and she told me our mom gave her the Wii after she told me no !

When I was little i remember walking past the tv and my dad watching scary movies. Some of the images stuck with me forever and molded my fears. I couldn’t remember most of the movies and now being medicated, they aren’t scary to me at all. Progress.

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